Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What instrument do skeletons play?
A. Trombone!

Q. What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
A. spooketti and meatballs!

Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The boogie man!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spare ribs!

Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?
A. Ghoulash!

Q. Where do Hopkins ghosts eat?
A. The BamBOO Cafe!

Q: What do call the ratio of a jack-o-lantern’s circumference to it’s diameter?
A. Pumpkin π!

Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A. They read their horrorscope!

Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A. In a blood bank!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the date party?
A. Because he had no BODY to go with!

Q. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A. Wrap music!

Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A. Skullptures!

Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates!


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