Q. What instrument do skeletons play?
Q. What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
A. spooketti and meatballs!
Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The boogie man!
Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spare ribs!
Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?
Q. Where do Hopkins ghosts eat?
A. The BamBOO Cafe!
Q: What do call the ratio of a jack-o-lantern’s circumference to it’s diameter?
A. Pumpkin π!
Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A. They read their horrorscope!
Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A. In a blood bank!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the date party?
A. Because he had no BODY to go with!
Q. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A. Wrap music!
Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
Q: What do you call two witches living together?